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Testimonials

Portrait of Aldous Huxley

Dustin's the real deal! I'm a big fan of his work.

—Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

Jesus Christ on a crucifix

My dad and I can't get enough of this guy. What's he gonna do next?!

—Jesus Christ, The Bible

Portrait of John Cena

He's the only person who can actually see me. I don't know how he does it, and I'm starting to get really worried.

—John Cena, star of The Marine (2006)

Dustin Effinger Sightings

A man holding a large cabbage. — Unimpressed by the size of this cabbage. He grew a bigger one last season.

A man standing in the partially-open door of a car. — He's always pointing the way for us...

Blurry photo of a person. — He moves so fast the camera can barely capture him.

A man in a blue shirt striking a pose. — Seen here striking his signature pose.

Two men sitting in a car, with a third about to enter. — He never lets you know his next move!

A man holding a large cabbage. — Okay, he's a little impressed.

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